(OPENING THEME PLAYING)
(PANTING)
(WHINING) It's so hot...
(SCREAMING)
(PANTING) Cyborg,
if you don't fix
that thermostat,
I'm gonna come
over there, dude.
Or just lie here.
(SIGHING)
I'm working on it.
Red wire. Blue wire.
Purple wire?
Oh, come on.
Azrath, metrione, zanthos!
(SIGHS)
Great job getting that
working again, Cyborg.
(GROANS)
I have an exciting
announcement, Titans!
We will be funding
a new community
improvement project.
We should totally build
a community pool.
I am a great doggy paddler.
And you know what pools mean,
pool parties.
A pool is nice,
but we really need to help out
an underserved population.
Offspring
of inter-dimensional demons?
-Half robots?
-Gophers?
We're building a new
senior citizen center.
ALL: A senior citizen center?
(SNORING)
(FAINT FANFARE)
(SNORING CONTINUES)
Uh, you sure
you don't want to
reconsider the pool idea?
It's already settled.
We're helping the seniors.
Is not
the wave of heat glorious?
I have purchased
an Earth bikini on the line.
Now, I just need
a place to use it.
We're building a pool.
(GASPING) Joy!
Ah! We must commence
with the plans.
So Ray-Ray, you gonna buy
a new bathing suit, too?
This is my bathing suit.
Hot.
MALE ANNOUNCER ON TV:
Zippy's Pizza, cheesy goodness
delivered to you in 30
minutes or it's free.
Hey, pizza.
Hey... pizza!
(GROWLING)
Oh, man.
I don't want to pay
for no pizza.
Maybe we don't need any money.
-(DIALING)
-Wait, what are you...
I'll have one half vegan.
half super meaty pizza,
please.
Thanks very much.
Take a look at this.
BEAST BOY: If he starts
at the shop here
on main street...
CYBORG: Going the speed limit
through the city, even with
calculated shortcuts...
(BEEPING)
There's no way
that fool could get here
in under 30 minutes.
There's no way that fool
could get here in under
30 minutes.
BOTH: There's no way that fool
could get here
in under 30 minutes.
-Yeah, boy!
-(BOTH LAUGHING)
That's what's up.
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
Hey, pizza.
Oh, man...
(BEEPS)
(SNIFFS)
-(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
-No tip!
Oh, old people.
What can I do for you?
We're here to see
the nice young man
who's building
the senior center.
Oh, um, yeah.
Yo, Robin! It's for you.
Robin, thank you
so much for helping
with our senior center.
Uh, yeah, see about that...
(MUFFLED)
No need to tell us
about the plans.
We trust you.
Well, you're such a good boy.
No, no, no, no. I'm not.
I'm a terrible boy.
I almost made
the worst decision of my life.
-Just because I wanted...
-Robin.
I need your opinion.
This is a photograph
of the bikini I purchased.
Is this pleasing to you?
Yup.
This pool is gonna be awesome!
There is no way that guy
can deliver it in time again.
(CHUCKLING)
Dude!
Did you just hack
into the traffic light?
Mark my words, bro,
that pizza jockey will not
be here in under 30 minutes.
(SCREAMS) Will not!
Game on!
Can you raise that
draw bridge?
(KEYPAD CLICKING)
(BELL RINGING)
(LAUGHING)
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
-Hey, pizza.
-Man...
Ready to give up?
We're talking
free pizza here, dude.
What do you think?
(STAMMERS) Oh, hi. Hey, there.
All of us seniors
knitted you a new suit.
Aw, it's a...
-Great!
-Oh, good!
Then it was worth
every excruciatingly
painful moment
it took our arthritic hands
to make.
Excruciatingly painful...
-Yeah, listen, I, uh...
-Robin,
this senior center
has given us all something
besides death
to look forward to.
Ah, come on, Robin.
What is wrong with me?
How is there even a question
about what I'm going to build?
Now, I remember.
According to my research
on pools,
proper usage of the lotion
that screens out the sun
is vital.
Will you help me
with the application?
Old people like pools, right?
Will you help me
with the application?
(SHUDDERS)
-Yes, we'd like another pizza.
-(TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
I know we just had
two delivered.
Of course, we can pay for it.
But we won't have to
because there's no way
you're delivering it
in under 30 minutes!
Okay, all I have to do is
turn on the security dome
around the house
and the pizza guy
can't get anywhere
near the tower.
-(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
-Hey, pizza.
(BOTH YELLING)
How is he doing this?
This is unnatural.
This means war.
Pizza war.
Hey, pizza!
(INAUDIBLE)
(TIRE SCREECHES)
Hey, pizza! Hey, pizza!
Hey, pizza!
Can I pay with a pony ride?
That was the last straw.
There is one last option, bro.
You mean the button?
-Yeah.
-Let's hit it!
I'm gonna do it.
I'm hitting the button.
(WHIRRING NOISE)
Booyah! We did it!
(SIREN WAILING)
BEAST BOY: What did we do?
-We're going to jail. -Quick,
find your passport.
This was your idea.
It was your idea, dude.
I specifically remember,
you said you wanted a pizza.
I said, "We don't have
any money, Beast Boy."
Ahh! I've gotta go hide some
stuff in my room!
-What?
-(SCREAMS) Go, run! Run!
-(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
-Hey, pizza!
-Phew.
-(SIGHS)
Pool. Senior center.
(SCREAMING)
Okay, I've gotta be
rational about this.
What are the pros
of building the senior center?
The center has lots of pros.
Now, what are the pros
of a pool?
I know what I must do.
-Conga!
-(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
It's beautiful!
I just knew
you would come through.
Guess we got
a little carried away
with the pizza thing.
You could say that, dude.
But you know,
you live and you learn.
-(BELL RINGING)
-MAN: Hey, pizza.
Now, it took you 31 minutes
to deliver that pizza.
Means I don't have to pay.
Pizza guy was late?
Old guy got free pizza?
(SCREAMING) Oh, come on!
BOTH: Ah!
Pizza guy!
(SHRIEKING)
Sorry about
the swimming pool, Star.
I am happy
the citizens of seniors
have a new place
for gathering.
And while I understand
this is not the ideal setting,
I would still like to model
the bikini for you.
(MUMBLING)
Ready?
(GAGS)
One, two. One, two.
One, two.
Watch your form, Raven.
Yes, sir, Mr. Bossypants.
Elbows up, Cy!
Oh, my gluteus maximus.
It's killing me.
You don't even have gluts.
(BACKFIRES)
Come on, Star! Faster! Faster!
If I go any faster,
I may rupture
the space-time continuum.
No excuses!
ROBIN: And stop!
(PANTING) Are we done?
Yes, we're done.
Right after we do
900 jump squats.
And by we, do you mean
everyone except you?
Someone needs to supervise.
And, as your leader,
I'm willing to make
that sacrifice.
Spare us.
Yo, yo, yo!
What up, Titans?
-Am I late?
-Yes, Beast Boy, you are late.
Well, I'm here now.
-(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
-(BEAST BOY SCREAMS)
You're gonna break the door.
Transform out of that
stupid gorilla.
Nah. I got it.
-Oops!
-Didn't I just tell you
to transform
out of that gorilla.
And I ignored you.
Ah!
(DIALING)
Perhaps we haven't met.
I'm Robin,
leader of the Teen Titans.
-You can't ignore me.
-Huh?
Guess I need to
teach you a lesson.
You get to do all the Titans'
dishes for the rest of the week.
Can't.
And why not?
Gorillas don't do dishes.
Then I command
you to transform out
of that gorilla.
(SIGHS) Gorillas don't listen
to commands either.
(FRUSTRATED GRUNTING)
Do not permit him
to get below the skin, Robin.
As long as he sees
he's bothering you,
he's not gonna listen.
(SIGHING) I suppose
you're right.
(GORILLA SHRIEKING)
There you are Beast Boy.
I was hoping
you could help me...
Sorry, gorillas
don't carry boxes.
(GORILLA GIBBERING)
Mind picking up
your mess, Beast Boy?
No can do.
Gorillas don't pick up
after themselves.
-(GRUNTING)
-(GORILLA SHRIEKING)
(GROWLING)
-(SCREAMING)
-Beast Boy, I need you to...
-Gorillas don't help...
-Ah, never mind!
D'oh!
Beast Boy is driving me nuts!
He eats all day
and makes stupid noises.
And makes a mess everywhere.
Some things never change.
Have you considered
the reason you are upset,
is because
you are not in control?
I don't have to be
in control...
Get your feet off the table!
Sit up straight!
Right. You don't have
control issues.
(DOOR BANGS)
Hey, dudes!
Hey, guy I'm not listening to.
That's it!
Beast Boy,
by the power vested in me
as leader of the Teen Titans,
you are officially grounded.
Wait, what?
Grounded. Ha!
What do you think I am,
five years old?
-Don't answer that.
-You heard me. Grounded!
Go to your room!
I don't have to listen to you.
I mean, who even made you
leader in the first place?
I did. It was my first action
as a leader.
Well, do you know how we
gorillas choose our leaders?
-How is that?
-Biggest and strongest
is in charge.
(GORILLA GROWLING)
(ROBIN STRUGGLING)
Get your butt off me!
It would appear that Robin
has been rendered
grizzle nubbs.
Yep. Dude is helpless.
By the power invested in me,
by myself,
I officially declare myself
the new leader
of the Teen Titans!
(GRUNTING) You can't do that.
I'm the leader.
Sorry, dude, it's the law.
What law?
Law of the jungle, baby.
Guys, come on.
Help me out here.
He's right. It is the law.
Of the jungle, baby.
And now that
I'm calling the shots,
my first order is...
Let's go somewhere
and do something.
Already you show remarkable
prowess as a leader.
Titans go!
Hey. That's my line.
Your first mission for us
is to keep bullies off
the monkey bars?
I must protect them.
The monkey bars are
a gorillas natural habitat.
No. I'm pretty sure
they're not.
Well, I'm pretty sure
they are.
And I'm in charge, so there.
(GIRL GIGGLING)
Yay! Monkey bars!
Titans go!
(GROWLING)
(GIRL SCREAMING)
And why are we...
Fighting... crocodiles?
Because crocs are the natural
enemies of gorillas.
(SQUEAKING)
What are we doing at the zoo?
We're gonna free
the captive gorillas.
Oh, brother.
Exactly, my brothers.
Titans go!
Run like the Tamaranian wind.
You can't just let
all these gorillas loose.
And I bet I can't
do this either.
(STRUGGLING)
Hey! Hey, let me down.
I'm a little bit tired of you
constantly questioning me.
(GRUNTING)
Okay. Let's just have
a reasonable
conversation here.
I'm a gorilla.
And gorillas do not
conversate reasonably.
In fact, I'm done talking.
Come on, Beast Boy.
There has to be a compromise.
(SHRIEKING)
Man! You really let things
get out of hand.
Me? How is this my fault?
Because somewhere
along the line you got soft
and it left you vulnerable.
That doesn't explain why
you guys are following him
when, clearly,
I'm a better leader.
We have no choice.
He's the alpha now.
And being alpha is more
important than actually being
good at anything.
Lucky for you,
there's no place better
to get your alpha back
than at the zoo.
You mean,
you're going to help me?
-But why?
-Why?!
Because I hate bananas!
Now, if you want to be
an alpha,
you need to start
acting like it again.
You mean, act like a gorilla?
Sure, I can hang here all...
No. I mean, act tough.
Never smile. Never laugh.
Those are signs of weakness.
(LAUGHING)
-Stop laughing.
-(LAUGHING)
-Quit it!
-(LAUGHING)
We have a lot of work to do.
(SIGHS) I think I'm crying.
(GIBBERING)
(SNORING)
I'm concerned about Beast Boy.
I fear his leadership style
is adversely
affecting the Titans.
I don't know. Everything seems
pretty much the same to me.
(GIBBERING)
(ALARM RINGING)
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
(PANTING)
If you want to be
an alpha again,
you are gonna have to do
whatever I tell you.
-Understood?
-Got it!
Now take that
kitty cat's dinner.
Uh, this is suppose to
toughen me up, right?
Test my agility?
You want be leader again
or not?
Do what I tell you.
Yes, sir.
-(GROWLING)
-(SCREAMING)
That elephant better be
clean enough to eat off of.
Are you sure this is safe?
Just do what I tell ya!
-Ah!
-(CRUNCHING)
I want you to kiss
each and every last
one of those.
(HISSING)
-How exactly is any of this...
-You wanna be a leader?
Do what I tell ya.
Wait a second.
I'm the leader.
You're supposed to do
what I tell you.
Ha! You still have a lot
left to learn.
No. I'm the one who decides
how much I have left to learn.
(CYBORG GRUNTS)
Spoken like a true alpha.
You are indeed ready.
Now go!
I'll go when I say so.
Okay, I'm going.
(ALL GIBBERING)
Beast Boy!
I'm here to take back my
rightful place as alpha.
(ALL GIBBERING)
You're going down.
(GIBBERING)
(BOTH SCREAMING)
(BOTH GROWLING)
(BOTH SHRIEKING)
Find his weakness, Robin
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING) Okay, stop!
Not until you say
who your leader is!
(EXCLAIMING)
No! I can't take it.
I can't, I can't.
Do it. Do it now!
You!
You're my leader.
That's right.
Now, go make me a sandwich.
Yes, sir.
-Glad your back, Robin.
-Indeed.
Your leadership skills greatly
surpass those of Beast Boy.
Cut the baloney!
The next time your forget
who your leader is,
you're going to have
major problems.
-Got it?
-Understood.
Yes, sir.
(SIGHS) It's good
to be the alpha.
(ALARM RINGING)
(ALL GIBBERING)
♪♪